"If You Marry A Slay Queen Know That As She Ages, Her Financial Needs Increase While Her Beauty Decreases" - Reno Omokri

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Former Presidential spokesperson, Reno Omokri, has said that marrying a slay queen means investing in a 'relationship requiring high monetary maintenance, while yielding diminishing returns'

He wrote: 'If you marry a slay queen, know that as she ages, her financial needs increase, while her beauty decreases. After a while, you become aware you have invested in a relationship requiring high monetary maintenance while yielding diminishing returns,'

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